4155 N Neff Road, Edmore, MI 48829

Property Description

Get your readers on, Sharon, because I'm about to write a novel. Listen- we've all been thinking it: why would you risk getting diarrhea lettuce from the store when you could get three handfuls of parasite-free lettuce and two overripe tomatoes from your OWN GARDEN?! You could literally start your Hobby Farm & Homestead Era right here, sister. It's on 25 acres- about 12 of which are already completely fenced for livestock (that's right, girlfriend, you can go right from your closing to the livestock auction without needing to make literally ANY changes or improvements to the land). It has a MASSIVE pond with a floating dock, a chicken coop, a large covered deck, and two outbuildings: one of which is a 32'x64' horse barn, and the other is a 30'x40' agricultural barn that is currently used for hay storage. Hold onto your pantaloons because I might blow them off when I tell you the details of this horse barn. Half of the barn houses 5 stables and a tack room, and the other half was previously used as a dog boarding kennel and could easily be fully converted back. It has plumbing, electrical, and ductwork throughout, so really if you slap a furnace and toilet in this bad boy, the possibilities are endless. You want a wood shop? Done. You want a spot where you can hide all of your abandoned ADHD hobbies? Done. You want a home theater? Weird choice, but you could do it. Done. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! There are also three frost-proof hydrants thoughtfully placed around the property so that you won't be hauling water around like it's 1850. The cherry on top is that you'll also get a 50' round pen and three hay feeders. This truly is a hobby farm starter kit- perfect for harnessing your inner Laura Ingalls Wilder. How are your pantaloons? Still on? Well tighten your grip because I'M NOT DONE YET! We haven't even talked about the house! It has a whopping 2,280 finished square feet on the main floor (and yes, size does matter), with an equally massive unfinished full basement that you can easily turn into more living space (or a bunker if you're in your doomsday prep era). This beaut got new windows in 2021, and a new fence, furnace, AC, and heat pump just last year! It also has not one, not two, but THREE sump pumps (3 sump pumps feels like a lot to me, but hey, these sellers have never had any water in the basement, so I'll take it!) Last but certainly not least, get your binoculars ready because this property sits right on a major bird migration path. I'm talking Canadian Geese, Sandhill Cranes, Killdeer, Trumpeter Swans, Mallards, Great Egrets, Blue Herons, Mourning Doves, and the occasional Osprey, Red Tailed Hawk, and Bald Eagle. You'll be hosting more winged celebrities than a nature documentary. Alright alright, I could talk about this dreamy homestead all day, but let's wrap this up. As The Chicks said, "she needs wide open spaces"- and boy does this property deliver. Whether you're looking to start a humble roadside farm stand, become the next Joe Exotic, or just yearning for some gosh darn peace and quiet, this 25 acre homestead is the perfect place for you to start your next era.